May 2013
cafunedesaudade:
I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
Matthew Bogarts Tumblr: “I think the new design of... →
matthewbogart:
“I think the new design of Merida would be fine if you just made her always look pissed off and sullen because she has to dress that way for marketing purposes. Or you could mitigate the changes by opting to tear the dress up, muss up her hair, cover both in blood, and have her standing astride…
iguanamouth:
iguanamouth:
w hat do snakes use for protection
ANACONDOMS!!!!!
takethewesttraintopanicstation:
On a scale from Will Smith to Amanda Bynes how much have you changed in the past 10 years
brightleaves:
women in armour (◡‿◡✿)
women in armour fighting (◕‿◕✿)
women in armour covered in the blood of their enemies (ʘ‿ʘ✿)
dustpelt:
“and you will have to present it in front of the class”
urbancatfitters:
i’ve been stressed out since like the third day of second grade
bonapartist:
so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
eccyclema:
infinidean:
goesdownwithship:
goesdownwithship:
Guys. When the 11th doctor regenerates, they should name the episode: “The Clock Strikes TWELVE” Right guys? Right?
So how many people have to like this before it becomes canon.
What’d be even better is at some point in the episode a clock falls and hits the Doctor.
Literally, THE CLOCK STRIKES TWELVE
togamivevo:
in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released the butterflies
alizdurshoe:
bootycaller:
today in philosophy i learned that witches were portrayed as riding broomsticks because back in the day it was a euphemism for riding the devil’s dick so just think about that before you consider dressing up as a witch for halloween
well quidditch just got awkward
